A: A runner bean
Q: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot
Q: How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch
Q: What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
A: Ba-na-na-naaaaa (sung to Beethoven's 5th)
These are borrowed from online sources and friends, and we encourage you to copy them and to give us more in the comments. Like the food crops that nourish us, jokes like this are part of our common patrimony: coaxed into shape by our anonymous forejokers, lost in the mists of time; they're adapted well to survive adverse delivery conditions and to yield maximum laughter or groans. We think they should be retold as widely as possible!
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